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July 15, 1995

My friend Richard and I are two attractive, intelligent, pleasant and witty guys, yet we never meet the women that we find attractive. We go out every place we can think of. But I think we both reinforce one another's lack of initiative. Any advice for a couple of shy guys?

Guys can be dopey enough as it is, but when you get two of them together, it's like kindergarten pals. When they point at you and nod their grinning heads at each other, you know you're in trouble. Then they make witty innuendoes which they find highly amusing. No thanks. In my book, you can only talk sense to a guy when he's not around other guys.

Hoo boy. She's down on men again. Her "Ms." musta' just come in the mail.

As if when you get a gaggle of women together they don't start acting goofy. Like you can be having a perfectly normal conversation with your wife, and then her friend comes over and all of a sudden they're making fun of the way you make sandwiches. It's unbelievable.

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