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June 4, 1995

Why do fools fall in love?

Every day I look at the man I married, I ask myself that same question.

I've given this question a great deal of thought lately. This whole "romance" thing is a fancy schmansy ideal that we invent to justify biological attraction. I've been a fool in love too many times! I'm looking for friendship.

Well, Kelsey, I'm your friend, you know. Whatdoyasay we go bowling Tuesday night? It's lots of fun. I've got my own shoes, you know. Bowling shoes, I mean.

Thanks, Bob. I'm not really looking for a friendship right now.

Why do so many people think DOS is superior to the Mac?

Uh, Big Macs are okay. But I never heard of "D.O.S." Is it like Burger King?

In other words, don't ask Marty anything about computers.

What is eternal bliss?

Dear Thomas, as you may know from reading my home page, I studied mathematics, not philosophies or religions. However, if eternal bliss exists, it is not part of this world, as nothing in this world is eternal. I find great comfort in knowing this. Because whatever it is, if I had to do it for eternity I would go stark staring bonkers.

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