What is the secret of the universe and why is it a secret? I mean, who is benefiting by keeping this a secret?
Do you think anyone would tell a paranoid like you?
I have a friend who is always interrupting me when we talk. What should I do?
I don't know, dear. That never happens to me. But I once had a friend named Evey. Her late husband Roger used to interrupt her all the time before he died. She used to get very frustrated
Hey, Ruth, where's the oatmeal?
In the pantry. She'd be right in the middle of a story of who she met at the supermarket, and Roger would say, "Guess who I met at the barbershop?"
It's not in the pantry, Ruth.
Well I just bought some, so it's around somewhere. And then Roger would tell all about his own story. It was very confusing because I never got to hear the end of any of her ...
You put it in the refrigerator again, Ruth.
...own stories. After the funeral she spent three weeks telling the endings. But fortunately, I don't have that problem.
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