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June 7, 1995

What is the nature of existence?

I only know two kinds of nature. Human nature and Nature nature. I like Nature nature better, but you humans are pretty funny sometimes.

I don't know about the nature of existence, but it sounds pretty boring.

How can I meet chicks?

First of all, I wouldn't let Kelsey hear you say "chicks." She...

Too late, clown. My advice is to rethink your attitude towards women in general. Until then, I hope you don't meet any. If it's chicks you want, visit the chicken ranch!

How high is up?

Somebody asked me already "How fast is fast?" Now you ask me "How high is up?" What do I look like, the bureau of weights and measurements?

Should I be dating co-workers?

Most relationships, my friend, do not succeed. It is not so much that it is dangerous to date co-workers. The problem is that it is dangerous to stop.

I'm not comfortable when someone I work with asks me out. It puts me in the position of having to say no, but still seeing them at work every day.

I wouldn't refuse any of the lovely ladies in my office. That wouldn't be fair, would it?

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