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As we all know, the Moon is made of green cheese. This being the case, how can things that happen once in a Blue Moon ever occur?
Drizzle answers:
Dear Paul,My advice is to get a pleasant hobby, preferably something social such as basketball or contra dancing. You should get out more with people.
Bradley adds:
My understanding is that a Blue Moon is the rare occurrence of a full moon for second time in a single month. Not the actual color of the moon. But why is it called "blue"?
Ooni says:
I didn't know the moon was made of green cheese!
Kauli shouts:
The moon is not green!
Alphonzo shouts louder:
Would you guys knock it off?
What should I do about my boss? He knows so little about today's technology, that he wastes more time that any of us have available to waste.
Alphonzo answers:
Now just hold your horses, you greenhorn over-achiever! What's technology got to do with being the boss? I'm a great boss and I don't know how to use the electric pencil sharpener! That's what I've got guys like you for!Now get back to work!
How can a person who spends their whole life being hateful, vindictive and angry get away with acting this way? Doesn't it eventually catch up with them??
Punjabi answers:
People such as this, my friend, do not truly enjoy themselves or their own world, no matter how satisfied they may appear.
why do some people have innies and some people have outies for belly buttons?
Punjabi answers:
The more to contemplate.
Why do socks get lost in the washing machine?
Alphonzo answers:
That explains it! I always thought they got lost in the dryer!
Why is there air?
Ruth answers:
Personally, I use it in lemon meringue pies. But at my age, climbing the steps every day to this "dreamhouse" that Marty and I live in, I'm not so interested in why there is air as why there isn't there more of it.
People give me advice all the time, but I don't want to take it. What should I do?
Drizzle answers:
Ho, ho, that is very amusing.
My best friend is leaving town because of a better job. How can I get him to stay?
Punjabi answers:
I understand that you will miss your friend, but one must question whether one's desires are in one's friend's best interests or one's own.
Will Julie meet a good man in the next 12 months? She really deserves one. She's such a sweetie.
Alphonzo answers:
Give her my phone number. But wait a minute, why don't you like her?
First of all, when I look at your face I burst out laughing. My question is: Will Beagley win the summer ultimate frisbee league this summer?
Bradley answers:
Dear Michael, this is an advice column, not a fortune-telling service. My advice is to take your frisbee and stick it up your nose.Hmphhh!
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