Marty, Punjabi, Bob, Ooni, Stone Head, Bradley, Kelsey, Alphonzo, and Ruth


Punchy Advice

The advice column with problems of its own.

I enjoyed writing Punchy Advice over a period of two years, from April 1995 to April 1997. Looking back now, some of the writing dates itself, but it still ranks among my works of which I'm most proud.

In 1990, I started a puppetry company called Punch & Brodie, which provided puppets and pupeeteers for corporate videos and events. In 1995, web browsers were still in their infancy, Netscape Navigator having been introduced only the year before. I decided to create a marketing site, including a "home page" for each of my puppet characters. Eventually this evolved into an advice column where the puppets would "write" their own advice according to their unique personalities.

The original version featured an input form where readers could submit their questions. To get it started, I wrote the very first question myself. I emailed the link for the site to friends and colleagues who had email addresses to further "seed" it. At first, the questions were goofy, but before I knew it, strangers -- mostly college students with access to the Internet -- started finding the site and posing questions seriously. Then one day in late May, a site called "Spider's Pick of the Day" (long gone by now) promoted my site, and the next morning my inbox was packed with questions! Starting then, I continually received enough questions to write a column nearly every day.

One aspect of writing the column that I enjoyed was exploring opposing replies to the same questions, depending on the puppet. I felt that Punchy Advice was richer in that respect than the usual advice columns written in a single voice.

I also enjoyed the opportunity to advance story lines here and there. Early on, Bradley divulged that he had an "Internet crush" on some woman in Canada. Four days later, he surprised every one including me by leaving to try and meet her.

Finally, I loved the interaction with the readers, especially those who followed and contributed regularly. They paid the highest possible compliment by genuinely engaging with the puppets as though they were real people. One of my favorite comments was "We were both really surprised to realize that it was just one person doing the answers." More comments.

-- Leo Brodie, November 24, 2024

Index of published columns

(Unlike most advice columns, this one sometimes features a story line. So it makes a little more sense if you start at the beginning.)

April, 1995
May 3 - 10, 1995
May 11 - 20, 1995
May 21, 1995
May 25, 1995
May 26, 1995
May 27, 1995
May 28, 1995
May 29, 1995
May 30, 1995
May 31, 1995
June 1, 1995
June 2, 1995
June 4, 1995
June 5, 1995
June 6, 1995
June 7, 1995
June 8, 1995
June 9, 1995
June 11, 1995
June 12, 1995
June 13, 1995
June 14, 1995
June 15, 1995
June 16, 1995
June 17, 1995
June 18, 1995
June 19, 1995
June 20, 1995
June 21, 1995
June 22, 1995
June 23, 1995
June 24, 1995
June 25, 1995
June 26, 1995
June 27, 1995
June 28, 1995
June 29, 1995
June 30, 1995
July 1, 1995
July 2, 1995
July 3, 1995
July 4, 1995
July 5, 1995
July 6, 1995
July 7, 1995
July 8, 1995
July 9, 1995
July 10, 1995
July 11, 1995
July 12, 1995
July 13, 1995
July 14, 1995
July 15, 1995
July 16, 1995
July 17, 1995
July 18, 1995
July 19, 1995
July 20, 1995
July 21, 1995
July 22, 1995
July 23, 1995
July 24, 1995
July 25, 1995
July 26, 1995
July 27, 1995
July 28, 1995
July 29, 1995
July 31, 1995
August 1, 1995
August 2, 1995
August 3, 1995
August 4, 1995
August 7, 1995
August 8, 1995
August 10, 1995
August 16, 1995
August 17, 1995
August 25, 1995
August 29, 1995
August 31, 1995
September 4, 1995
September 10, 1995
October 3, 1995
October 5, 1995
October 6, 1995
October 7, 1995
October 10, 1995
October 12, 1995
October 14, 1995
October 17, 1995
October 20, 1995
October 24, 1995
October 30, 1995
October 31, 1995
November 23, 1995
November 25, 1995
November 30, 1995
December 1, 1995
December 4, 1995
December 20, 1995
December 22, 1995
December 30, 1995
March 6, 1996
March 16, 1996
March 26, 1996
April 15, 1996
March, 1997
April, 1997


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